Our “Demented Duo” seems to be in high demand these days, and not by the
rozzers for a change, but exciting news is reaching us at Shiten Central about
our Gullible Golems. Rumours began to circulate last week that the
Clay Crusaders were looking to expand
the marketing arm of their empire but nothing could prepare us for the Press
Release that hit our inbox earlier today.
The Press Release reads:-
“We can now confirm that Stone Monkey Ceramics & SUTEKI Accents have joined forces with
top fetish Couture House Ange Stunners
to produce their latest rage of Caps, Capes, T-Shirts, Utility and Suspender
Belts. It is with great pleasure that Andrew (SMC) and Simon (SUTEKI) were happy
to join our ever growing list of A-List clients and we look forward to a long
and fruitful relationship together”.
It continues:-
“……… with Ange being an ex-madam in Vegas
starting her Fetish Empire from Swap-Meets and Country Fairs she can relate to
what the Clay Crusaders have and are looking to achieve. She has been watching these guys (through
binoculars) for some time and felt that their style and individuality went well
with our business model and she can’t wait to get on top of them”.
This is a really exciting and unique opportunity for the Mud Slingers to make their brands
totally global and comes on the back of confirmation that a film adaptation of
their book “50 Shades of Clay” will be released later this year. Due for an October release in Bury, England,
it will go up against Simon Jones’s “50 Shade of Gay” and Will “Wood Nibbler” Baddeley’s equally
worrying “50 Shades of Hay” at the Bonsai
Europa Film Festival hosted by renowned critic Tiny Tickle.
Exciting times indeed for Ceramic and Bonsai alike in the Shire of Shiten – could it be Hollywood
“come a’knocking” next time?
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