Sing-a-long-a-Shiten

Bonsain' across the universe,
On the Shiten Enterprise under Captain Jerk.
Bonsain' across the universe,
Boldly going nowhere their trees are getting worse.

Lt. Mai, report.
There's Groupies on the Shiten bow, Shiten bow, Shiten bow;
There's Groupies on the Shiten bow, Shiten bow, Jim. 

Bonsain' across the universe,
On the Shiten Enterprise under Captain Jerk.
Bonsain' across the universe,
Boldly going nowhere his stalking’s getting worse.

Analysis, Stone Monkey.
They’re trees, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; they’re trees, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

Bonsain' across the universe,
On the Shiten Enterprise under Captain Jerk.
Bonsain' across the universe,
Boldly going nowhere their blogging’s getting worse.

Medical update, Dr. Storey.
It's worse than that, it’s dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
It's worse than that, trees dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.

Bonsain' across the universe,
On the Shiten Enterprise under Captain Jerk.
Bonsain' across the universe,
Boldly going nowhere amnesia’s  getting worse.

Shiten Captain, James T. Jerk:
Ah! Are trees are shite, yours will be to, will be to, will be to;
Are trees are shite, yours will be to, will be to, will be to men.

Bonsain' across the universe,
On the Shiten Enterprise under Captain Jerk.
Bonsain' across the universe,
Boldly going nowhere his dress sense’s getting worse.

Fire Engine room, Mr. Sam:
Ye cannae change the laws of bonsai, laws of bonsai, laws of bonsai;
Ye cannae change the laws of bonsai, laws of bonsai,  Jim. 

Bonsain' across the universe,
On the Shiten Enterprise under Captain Jerk.
Bonsain' across the universe,
Boldly going nowhere his Spanglish’s getting worse.