The recent invitation from the Federation
of British Bonsai Societies has shocked and saddened the senior members
of Shiten Bonsai. On one hand we are proud that our Sam(Jose) has been
invited to represent British Bonsai as the new talent at the EBA event
in Lithuania in September 2015.
On the other hand it brings into disrepute Shiten's standing in the
bonsai community, we as a society have strived to maintain low
standards. And now we have a member who has the potential to be a star
styler of bonsai. This of course could result in us rescinding his
membership of Shiten.The benefits of his early selection provide an opportunity for the Shiten members to influence his styling approach and also give us 12 months to try enrol him on elocution lessons so that he can try to speak English properly like wot the rest of us do!!
Teach Sam loads of proper estuary swear words to say to the judges. He will then score poorly and your consistent low standards will prevail!
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