I bet this wasn't on your Xmas list!
On the First day of Christmas,
Shiten gave to me:
A Baddeley in an Elm tree.
Shiten gave to me:
A Baddeley in an Elm tree.
On the Second day of Christmas,
Shiten gave to me:
Two total duds and
A Baddeley in an Elm tree.
Shiten gave to me:
Two total duds and
A Baddeley in an Elm tree.
On the Third day of Christmas,
Shiten gave to me:
Free Shiten’s
Two total duds and
A Baddeley in an Elm tree.
Shiten gave to me:
Free Shiten’s
Two total duds and
A Baddeley in an Elm tree.
On the Fourth day of Christmas,
Shiten gave to me:
Four crappy pots
Free Shiten’s
Two total duds and
A Baddeley in an Elm tree.
Shiten gave to me:
Four crappy pots
Free Shiten’s
Two total duds and
A Baddeley in an Elm tree.
On the Fifth day of Christmas,
Shiten gave to me:
Five strange things!
Four crappy pots
Free Shiten’s
Two total duds and
A Baddeley in an Elm tree.
Shiten gave to me:
Five strange things!
Four crappy pots
Free Shiten’s
Two total duds and
A Baddeley in an Elm tree.
On the Sixth day of Christmas,
Shiten gave to me:
Six Pearson’s potting
Five strange things!
Four crappy pots
Free Shiten’s
Two total duds and
A Baddeley in an Elm tree.
Shiten gave to me:
Six Pearson’s potting
Five strange things!
Four crappy pots
Free Shiten’s
Two total duds and
A Baddeley in an Elm tree.
On the Seventh day of Christmas,
Shiten gave to me:
Seven Storey’s scouceing
Six Pearson’s potting
Five strange things!
Four crappy pots
Free Shiten’s
Two total duds and
A Baddeley in an Elm tree.
Shiten gave to me:
Seven Storey’s scouceing
Six Pearson’s potting
Five strange things!
Four crappy pots
Free Shiten’s
Two total duds and
A Baddeley in an Elm tree.
On the Eighth day of Christmas,
Shiten gave to me:
Eight maids a-maiming
Seven Storey’s scouceing
Six Pearson’s potting
Five strange things!
Four crappy pots
Free Shiten’s
Two total duds and
A Baddeley in an Elm tree.
Shiten gave to me:
Eight maids a-maiming
Seven Storey’s scouceing
Six Pearson’s potting
Five strange things!
Four crappy pots
Free Shiten’s
Two total duds and
A Baddeley in an Elm tree.
On the Ninth day of Christmas,
Shiten gave to me:
Nine Spanglish gardeners
Eight maids a-maiming
Seven Storey’s scouceing
Six Pearson’s potting
Five strange things!
Four crappy pots
Free Shiten’s
Two total duds and
A Baddeley in an Elm tree.
Shiten gave to me:
Nine Spanglish gardeners
Eight maids a-maiming
Seven Storey’s scouceing
Six Pearson’s potting
Five strange things!
Four crappy pots
Free Shiten’s
Two total duds and
A Baddeley in an Elm tree.
On the Tenth day of Christmas,
Shiten gave to me:
Ten bellends cussing
Nine Spanglish gardeners
Eight maids a-maiming
Seven Storey’s scouceing
Six Pearson’s potting
Five strange things!
Four crappy pots
Free Shiten’s
Two total duds and
A Baddeley in an Elm tree.
Shiten gave to me:
Ten bellends cussing
Nine Spanglish gardeners
Eight maids a-maiming
Seven Storey’s scouceing
Six Pearson’s potting
Five strange things!
Four crappy pots
Free Shiten’s
Two total duds and
A Baddeley in an Elm tree.
On the Eleventh day of Christmas,
Shiten gave to me:
Eleven Prunus poping
Ten bellends cussing
Nine Spanglish gardeners
Eight maids a-maiming
Seven Storey’s scouceing
Six Pearson’s potting
Five strange things!
Four crappy pots
Free Shiten’s
Two total duds and
A Baddeley in an Elm tree.
Shiten gave to me:
Eleven Prunus poping
Ten bellends cussing
Nine Spanglish gardeners
Eight maids a-maiming
Seven Storey’s scouceing
Six Pearson’s potting
Five strange things!
Four crappy pots
Free Shiten’s
Two total duds and
A Baddeley in an Elm tree.
On the Twelfth day of Christmas,
Shiten gave to me:
Twelve drum pots drumming
Eleven Prunus poping
Ten bellends cussing
Nine Spanglish gardeners
Eight maids a-maiming
Seven Storey’s scouceing
Six Pearson’s potting
Five strange things!
Four crappy pots
Free Shiten’s
Two total duds and
A Baddeley in an Elm tree.
Shiten gave to me:
Twelve drum pots drumming
Eleven Prunus poping
Ten bellends cussing
Nine Spanglish gardeners
Eight maids a-maiming
Seven Storey’s scouceing
Six Pearson’s potting
Five strange things!
Four crappy pots
Free Shiten’s
Two total duds and
A Baddeley in an Elm tree.
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